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Date: 2003-02-05
Time: 2:40 p.m.
CONGRADULATIONS on your purchase of one (1) ALEXANDER D BOHN! Your ALEXANDER D BOHN includes the following:
- one (1) THOROUGHLY BUSTED g4 powerbook that does not work at all!
- one (1) THOROUGHLY BUSTED 1997 saab 900, replete with many versatile and informative DASHBOARD LIGHTS! (a future upgrade will connect these DASHBOARD LIGHTS directly to your ALEXANDER D BOHN's bank account, to simplify matters)
- one (1) empty refrigerator!
- one (1) not-quite-thoroughly-busted-but-getting-there sprint pcs handset, with the latest in RANDOM DROPPED CALL and INACCURATE BILLLING AND REPORTING features!
- eight (8) class A kamel red lights
- a random assortment of ideas that may or may not be dumb!
- one (1) small notebook, into which your ALEXANDER D BOHN can transcribe his many retarded woes!
- a wite variety of deadlines and other pressing concerns!
- boundless, infinite, ever-expanding, face melting LOVE.
... make sure you fill out the warranty card completely. no refunds or exchanges. have a nice day!
-fish
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