- 2004-03-11 - the land of the diary
- 2004-03-05 - MY OTHER CAR IS A TACHIKOM-- er, I mean, fuck postmodernism
- 2004-02-26 - tachikomas would make great pets fo'real
- 2004-02-09 - gradskool
- 2004-01-15 - still payin dues and the last one is death
- 2003-12-25 - what the deuce?
- 2003-12-02 - wintertime
- 2003-09-30 - mauled by cheetah
- 2003-09-29 - wendell edwards is god
- 2003-09-22 - people, places, objects, concepts
- 2003-09-21 - that extension cord was brand new, and furthermore it was green, which was awesome, you fuckass
- 2003-09-17 - I hate all of you fucking shit assholes
- 2003-08-19 - I launched my fucking site
- 2003-08-14 - geek dreams + my big fat pendulous hairy computer
- 2003-07-28 - wallace v. franzen.
- 2003-07-25 - computaaaarrrrrrr
- 2003-07-11 - what?
- 2003-06-30 - fuck you and your 8+ legs
- 2003-06-26 - buy my shit, please
- 2003-06-24 - word to kim hall
- 2003-06-02 - I'm reading proust. or yeah at least I will be at some point. bleah.
- 2003-05-15 - eliza AI lives
- 2003-02-05 - yeah this is lame I know sorry I haven't written in like forever
- 2002-11-18 - you have got to be shitting me
- 2002-11-08 - you and your css documents can open your mouth and suck my nuts
- 2002-11-04 - stark utter raving disbelief at how certain things work out sometimes
- 2002-10-22 - dunkeeee d's sucks big pendulous balls
- 2002-10-21 - work sucks no horn goodnight kiss + chris cunningham = NUTS
- 2002-10-11 - interface crack bonus
- 2002-10-10 - flashing belt
- 2002-10-09 - horrifying gun dream
- 2002-10-06 - I'm drunk and yeah I fucking changed it, ok?
- 2002-10-04 - server, emotions, coffee
- 2002-10-03 - bulleted linear arrangement of statements
- 2002-10-01 - you sucks
- 2002-09-28 - life = hillarious
- 2002-09-19 - CEO's get eaten
- 2002-09-17 - school's out for me, school's out for you
- 2002-09-13 - visceral v. intellectual, round one, FIGHT!!!
- 2002-09-11 - fake video / hangover / tuesday
- 2002-09-10 - bleah
- 2002-09-06 - friday / girls / code / food
- 2002-09-02 - URGENT EMERGENCY
- 2002-08-31 - MEGADUMB 2002, in your face, sept.6th
- 2002-08-30 - fuck murakami, and fuck me too
- 2002-08-28 - geek bullshit
- 2002-08-26 - I'm tired, shaddup, ok yeah
- 2002-08-23 - 100% date free weekend coming up / fuck jitter
- 2002-08-22 - a smidge of pointless babble
- 2002-08-18 - freaky maya lin dream
- 2002-08-14 - when I'm messing up a party, I feel no guilt.
- 2002-08-12 - got game / fixed car / wack crime
- 2002-08-11 - shit happens, pt. II
- 2002-08-07 - shit happens
- 2002-08-07 - things are not always as they seem
- 2002-08-05 - go on, laugh, it's ok
- 2002-07-30 - long list
- 2002-07-29 - bile
- 2002-07-25 - this is just a modern rock dream
- 2002-07-19 - I move around on beat creating more styles
- 2002-07-18 - waste of keystrokes mental retardation
- 2002-07-18 - linkd list 00222-000+00
- 2002-07-18 - blamm-o fuck'em super tired entry update
- 2002-07-11 - bricklike wad of disjointed sentences just for you
- 2002-07-09 - I want to be an anime nerd, can you help me?
- 2002-07-08 - big pointless list entry, becuz I can, yes!
- 2002-07-08 - fuck 'em.
- 2002-06-27 - troy / maqui / office / FUCK CODE.
- 2002-06-18 - fried computer / swaig
- 2002-06-11 - I'm seeing objects.
- 2002-05-30 - motor vehicle take 2
- 2002-05-23 - MC's rhyme at the zoo, and when they're wack, PARROTS tell 'em!!!
- 2002-05-09 - effective evasive pointless rambling
- 2002-05-07 - you really don't want to read this crappy entry about my feelings
- 2002-04-30 - boy oh boy do I like smoking cigarettes
- 2002-04-24 - fuckin ex girlfriend bullshit
- 2002-04-18 - fuck you, netchoka nezvanoza or whatever your stupid fake name is, I dunno really
- 2002-04-10 - an apology
- 2002-04-09 - IRUNRAP.com is live!!!live!!!live!!!!!----
- 2002-04-05 - utter nonsense
- 2002-04-02 - total crack, dream w/ punk kids, I (hate) troy.
- 2002-03-22 - talking about the weather
- 2002-03-17 - terminally warped dream shit
- 2002-02-14 - superfucked on coffee, cigarettes, and 'baby ruth' cany bars
- 2002-02-08 - please stuff real bagels into my face
- 2002-01-15 - a very special treat
- 2002-01-03 - drrrrrunk
- 2001-12-25 - I'M SICK
- 2001-12-24 - big bird sez, "it is no fun to be sick", and wouldn't you know it, he's right
- 2001-11-27 - the kind of crap I think to write before I go to sleep on my friend's couch in upstate new york
- 2001-11-15 - ultra fucked dream
- 2001-11-05 - linkd list
- 2001-11-05 - no food and no sex make fish something something
- 2001-11-01 - the world is a chaotic and senseless place
- 2001-10-22 - I forgot the good bits from the amon tobin videoesque dream but hey, c'est la vie
- 2001-10-20 - boat and plane dream / ANTHRAX THIS!!!!!!
- 2001-10-19 - wack cats, good food, first date
- 2001-10-11 - I (heart) girls.
- 2001-10-08 - I'm in Troy, blah blah blah
- 2001-10-03 - getting perilously close to the secret evil heart of postmodernisim with this 'journal' shit
- 2001-10-02 - moodiness, other journal, pasta recepie
- 2001-10-01 - crappity crap crap crap
- 2001-09-28 - björk and her bucket of parts
- 2001-09-18 - haunted nightmare / jobless torture
- 2001-09-13 - I can't believe this shit.
- 2001-07-24 - bullshit 5 (conclusion, the good bit)
- 2001-07-24 - bullshit 4
- 2001-07-24 - bullshit 3
- 2001-07-24 - bullshit 2
- 2001-07-24 - bullshit 1
- 2001-01-15 - hot gay stories for those w/ nothing better to do
- 2001-01-07 - more dreams: after effects v. sexual intercourse
- 2001-01-04 - putrid dream, shit day at work, robots everywhere
- 2001-01-03 - condom machine in the car
- 2000-12-30 - a mouse pissed on my passport, in real life, not like in a dream
- 2000-12-29 - truly disturbing train dream
- 2000-12-07 - a cobra bites me on the morn of my birthday
- 2000-11-14 - i'm too lazy to cough up an entry so I copied and pasted an email, how trite
- 2000-10-05 - I dreampt I ate the cake but it was there the next day
- 2000-09-19 - S-E-U-V, motherfucker
- 2000-09-15 - I dream again, this time a pathetic Freudian trip style thing
- 2000-08-30 - a big plate of creamy feces
- 2000-08-29 - postmodern dreams and free cheese
- 2000-08-24 - shit about the beach
- 2000-08-14 - SHIT ALREADY EATEN